The Longest Yard
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:02:03
- Hi.
- Hey, babe.

:02:07
Start of the fourth quarter, and Owens
will throw. He's got Brown wide open!

:02:11
You have got to be kidding me.
:02:13
Honey, just let me finish the game,
I'll take you to the movies.

:02:16
Take me to the movies?
:02:18
Hello! There's a huge party
going on downstairs.

:02:21
Remember the catering trucks
and the valet parkers?

:02:24
Oh, shit, I forgot.
:02:27
I'll tell you what
you should forget about.

:02:30
Football.
:02:31
Because it's forgotten all about you.
:02:34
Now, you're going to put this outfit on
that I bought you,

:02:37
drag your drunken ass downstairs
:02:40
and mingle with my clients
like a good boy.

:02:45
Who am I? Elton John?
I ain't wearing that shit.

:02:47
- Yes, you are.
- I'm not your trained monkey, honey.

:02:51
No. You're much more
expensive than that.

:02:54
But I tell you what.
:02:56
If you're not downstairs
in five minutes,

:02:58
I'm gonna throw you out of my bed,
:03:00
out of my house and out of my life.
:03:04
Then you're gonna have to
pay for your own bananas.

:03:07
I'm just so mad at you
because you're not wearing my gift.

:03:12
Gift?
:03:14
What gift?
:03:15
It's like a I-love-you gift.
I left it in the closet for you.

:03:19
Really?
:03:21
Paul, I'm so excited.
:03:23
I can't believe you did this.
:03:25
- Where'd you put it?
- In the back, on the right.

:03:28
Paul? Paul, what are you doing?
:03:30
I think we need some
alone time, honey,

:03:32
so I'm gonna go take a cruise
in your Bentley.

:03:35
Don't you dare take my car,
you drunken bastard!

:03:39
- I own you!
- I love you.


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