:06:13
	Okay, remain calm.
:06:15
	How you doing? What's up?
What's up? What's up?
:06:23
	What you are watching is live footage
of a vehicle, apparently stolen,
:06:26
	being pursued by police. 
:06:28
	We're receiving word now
that the driver of that vehicle
:06:31
	is former Pittsburgh football star
Paul Crewe. 
:06:34
	Crewe, you might remember,
:06:36
	was the only man ever to be indicted
on federal racketeering charges
:06:39
	for shaving points
in a professional football game,
:06:42
	although it was never fully proven. 
:06:46
	Yeah!
:06:53
	- Hello.
- Do not get one more scratch
:06:56
	on my car, or I will slit your throat.
:07:01
	See, that's our problem, sweetie.
:07:02
	You care about this car
more than you do us.
:07:05
	And how'd you even know
there was a scratch on this baby?
:07:08
	Because I am watching you on TV,
as is the whole country.
:07:12
	Once again,
you are proving to everyone
:07:14
	what a worthless piece of shit
you are.
:07:19
	Well, I hope they like this.
:07:40
	Hey, Lena!
:07:42
	I think we should start
seeing other people!
:07:48
	I think I'm in love.
:07:52
	Good news, boys,
I didn't spill my beer.
:07:56
	Without question, Crewe's five-year
federal probation for point-shaving
:07:59
	has been severely violated tonight.