The Longest Yard
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:31:05
You're kidding. Five-star Torres
likes The View?

:31:08
No, just Joy Behar.
:31:09
The good news is she can
breast-feed standing up. That's it.

:31:14
Where does she come up
with this shit?

:31:18
I'm a Star Jones man myself.
I love that big bitch.

:31:21
That was, like, the furthest thing.
:31:23
I got married so young, so, I mean,
:31:25
they weren't pressuring me,
the society was pressuring me...

:31:27
Mr. Torres.
:31:29
Us convicts are starting up
a football team.

:31:31
Not interested.
:31:33
We're playing the guards.
:31:36
Walk away.
:31:38
Good idea.
:31:40
0 for 2.
:31:42
You're putting the pressure
on her right now.

:31:44
Show's over, amigo.
:31:46
I still got 15 minutes of Joy Behar.
:31:49
Well, I'm cutting you short.
Back to your cell, asswipe.

:31:53
Hey, white boy.
:31:57
Cherryhead gonna play?
:32:00
Yes, he is.
:32:07
Crewe, don't forget,
I'm gonna be open.

:32:09
Green 40! Hut!
:32:17
Damn!
:32:19
Brucie. Brucie. You all right?
You breathing?

:32:23
I got a bird. His name is Ronnie.
:32:26
Well, tell Ronnie you got
knocked the fuck out.

:32:31
Wow, no bullshit. Real football?
Against the guards?

:32:36
Full contact.
:32:37
Captain Knauer is their quarterback?
:32:40
- Yep.
- So I get to tackle him?

:32:43
Yeah. You can either tackle him or hit
him over the head with that hammer.

:32:47
I wanna hurt him. Not kill him.
:32:50
Let's get out of here
before that thing bites somebody.

:32:52
All right. We'll see you
and your pet iguana at practice.

:32:56
Down, set!

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