The Longest Yard
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Okay.
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- Who we gonna crush?
- The guards!

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- Who we gonna kill?
- The guards!

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- Who we gonna kiss?
- The guards!

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Gotcha.
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Lights out!
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Good night, ladies.
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- Yo, Crewe!
- Yes, Mr. Caretaker.

:56:34
Check your toilet. There should be
a little surprise in there for you.

:56:37
You took a shit in my toilet?
:56:39
No, that's the surprise
I left in Brucie's toilet.

:56:42
- You got something else.
- All right.

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Well, would you look at this.
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A bottle of Ketel One
and two glasses?

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Now, what would I need two for?
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Just shut up
and pour me a drink, bitch.

:56:54
- Man, who taught you to be so cool?
- My mama.

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Now, when I get out of here, I don't
want you to get all Hollywood on us.

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I want you to meet her.
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Here, look at my girl.
She's your biggest fan.

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Your mom's beautiful.
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And you, you are ugly.
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Thank you. Got it.
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Here's to...
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...the first friend I've had
in I don't know how long.

:57:23
Hey, I thought
I was your friend, Paul.

:57:25
You are, Switowski. Just finish your
coloring book and go back to sleep.

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Okay.
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And here's to having one of these
with you on the outside,

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sometime in the next
three to five years.

:57:37
- Yo, Crewe.
- Yes, sir.

:57:39
You being a ex-football player
and all,

:57:42
I'm sure you got a lot
of hot ass on the outside.

:57:44
Well, let's not forget I wasn't
the most popular guy out there.

:57:47
Don't give me that shit.
:57:48
O.J. Chopped his wife's head off
and still got some ass.

:57:51
Yeah.
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My mama taught me not to kiss
and tell. Now, go to sleep.

:57:56
All right. I got one more question
to ask you.

:57:58
Okay. What is it?

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