The Longest Yard
prev.
play.
mark.
next.

:04:01
than tackling the ball carrier.
:04:03
Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad.
Thanks for picking me up from school.

:04:09
And here comes the big story
of the day.

:04:12
Paul Crewe,
serving a three-year sentence,

:04:14
hasn't played since he was banned
from the NFL six years ago.

:04:18
Center, shift it! Shift it!
:04:24
Hey, Sasquatch!
:04:29
Twenty, hut!
:04:30
Crewe drops back to pass.
Turley's leaving him unprotected.

:04:35
Fumble!
:04:39
Holy shit!
:04:42
Goddamn it.
:04:44
That's gonna be a personal foul
on the big guy.

:04:46
And this is certainly an inauspicious
start for the cons.

:04:49
Come here! All right! You got him.
Now, protect me!

:04:53
Let's go! Hold them!
:04:56
And here comes Knauer and that
big offensive unit for the guards.

:05:05
Eighty-six.
:05:06
Back to your cell.
:05:09
Hut! Hut!
:05:15
Knauer has Potter wide open.
Touchdown, guards.

:05:20
- Son of a bitch!
- And in the first 90 seconds,

:05:22
the guards are up
by two touchdowns.

:05:24
This one looks like
it could be over early.

:05:28
Sorry.
:05:29
What are we celebrating for?!
It's 14-nothing!

:05:32
You guys wanna beat these assholes,
do it on the scoreboard!

:05:36
Are you okay? Oh, God,
you're not hurt, are you?

:05:40
Jesus, you sound like my mother.
:05:42
Listen, if you wanna cry,
you go ahead and cry. I'll cry with you.

:05:46
Get off me! Get back out there
and kick some ass!

:05:49
Why are you yelling at me?
All I did was care!

:05:54
Look! A broken leg will heal.
:05:58
A loss to the Mean Machine
lasts forever.


prev.
next.