The Longest Yard
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:12:03
Green 67.
:12:04
Green 67. Hut!
:12:10
Oh, what a hit on Dunham
by Switowski.

:12:16
I think I made him shit himself.
:12:18
- Shit!
- I think he just shit himself.

:12:21
I think he just shit himself.
:12:23
Good Lord.
This guy shit himself bigtime.

:12:26
See? I told you
I made him shit himself!

:12:30
Yo! I'll make sure I send
them books to the hospital, pimp.

:12:33
And some diapers.
:12:36
Nineteen seconds.
We got a lot of ground to cover.

:12:39
So you bastards remember
that play we practiced in the mud?

:12:42
What are you talking about?
That was some schoolyard bullshit.

:12:45
Yeah. Let's try some
schoolyard bullshit.

:12:49
Come on, D, let's go.
:12:51
Down, set! Green 88.
:12:54
Green 88. Hut!
:12:55
The clock starts to run. Crewe hands
the ball to Megget. It's a reverse.

:13:00
Cheeseburger Eddy's got it.
:13:02
Go, baby, go!
:13:05
He laterals to Deacon.
:13:08
Tackle him!
:13:10
To Turley.
:13:12
The clock is running. To Brucie.
:13:14
Shades of Cal-Stanford.
:13:16
Back to Crewe.
:13:19
He tosses to Megget.
:13:20
Tackle him!
:13:25
And look at that little Megget run.
:13:28
Three seconds left.
:13:31
Yeah! Go!
:13:33
He could go all the way. Touchdown!
:13:43
Did you see that?!
:13:45
Do that sound again.
:13:48
I like that.
:13:52
And so, on a miraculous play,
:13:54
the cons end the first half
with the score: 14-all.


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