The Pacifier
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all around the world.
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I've directed numerous
snatch-and-grabs

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from countries whose names
you are not allowed to know.

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I've choreographed
multi-pronged amphibious landings

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and stealth air attacks!
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Do you think I have
the military proficiency...

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...to direct this production?
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Yes.
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- Yes, what?
- [all] Yes, sir!

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[Wolfe] Once upon a time,
there was a family...

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[Wolfe] Once upon a time,
there was a family...

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...of elves.
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And one day the little elf family
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went into the magic forest
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to find a secret...
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...gnome...
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...facility,
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where the gnomes were
turning mushrooms into uranium.

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So three elves laid down heavy
suppressive fire on the gnomes

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while the others maneuvered
around to the right flank,

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finishing off anything left alive.
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[sighs]
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And not one of those elves
were left behind that day.

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We got 'em all.
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Even the teeniest...
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...littlest elf of all...
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...Rodriguez.
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You're gonna have to do
the Panda dance or he won't stop.


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