The Perfect Man
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:04:00
Tragic.
:04:01
Fantastic.
:04:03
Pathetic.
:04:07
Ecstatic.
:04:09
Thank you.
:04:10
Sarcastic.
:04:11
Psychotic.
:04:13
It's genetic.
:04:20
By some miracle...
:04:21
my mom only got
one speeding ticket
the whole way.

:04:24
It's Miss Jean Hamilton.
:04:26
Are you married?
:04:27
He should write her a ticket
for reckless flirting.

:04:40
Wow!
:04:44
I will say one thing, though.
:04:45
For those of you
who haven't done it yet...

:04:47
put "Must see
New York skyline"...

:04:49
on your list of things
to do before you die.

:05:16
Oh, wow!
:05:20
Oh, girls!
:05:21
I bet it's full of
quaint details, pretty
moldings on the ceilings...

:05:25
and old hardwood floors.
:05:27
And charming little
rat droppings
in the breakfast nook.

:05:30
How delightful.
Cut it out.

:05:32
It's going to be perfect.
:05:38
The sad thing is, I'm actually
getting good at this.

:05:41
If all else fails,
I have a very
promising future...

:05:43
as a professional mover.
:05:46
Our new apartment has history
and character.

:05:49
And exotic local wildlife.
:05:54
My mom calls it home.
:05:56
I call it the
Witness Relocation Program.


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