:05:00
Lena, look at this! Oh, my goodness.
:05:02
-They're perfect.
-l can't wear a bikini.
:05:04
Don't you know all the beaches
in Greece are nude?
:05:07
-What?
-She's just kidding, Lena.
:05:10
God, l envy you.
:05:11
You get to go to a place
where there's actually guys.
:05:13
l thought you were looking forward
to El Campo de Futbol.
:05:16
She sure was until she found out
it was girls only.
:05:19
-No boys allowed.
-Don't talk about it.
:05:21
Hey, pierce alert, pierce alert.
:05:24
Sorry, young lady, no more holes.
:05:26
Take those out right now
and try these on.
:05:28
-Look. Here you go.
-Put them on.
:05:30
-Go, go, go.
-Okay, Carmen-- Carmen.
:05:34
Tibby, you're a babe!
:05:36
Tibby, you look amazing.
Turn around. Look at you!
:05:39
-Carmen!
-You look wonderful.
:05:42
-lt looks good.
-lt looked great on you. Please buy them.
:05:45
-You try them on, then.
-But l don't wear jeans.
:05:47
Yeah. Or bikinis or miniskirts...
:05:49
...or anything else that might actually
show you have a shape.
:05:52
l do not.
:05:53
Tibby, those look so great on you.
Why can't you just admit it?
:05:57
Because l'm wallowing in self-pity.
:06:03
-Lena!
-Are you serious?
:06:04
-You have a body!
-Look at that.
:06:06
Lena Kaligaris has a body!
:06:09
-Stop it! l do not.
-When did this happen?
:06:11
-You look good in them.
-Look at you.
:06:13
You look good! Little Lena.
:06:17
You're the one who loves jeans so much,
why don't you try them?
:06:20
-Maybe because l'm 3 inches taller than you.
-Fair's fair.
:06:23
-Hey, how can they be perfect on you too?
-That is a little weird.
:06:26
l don't know, but it's really starting
to freak me out.
:06:29
Okay, Carmen, it's your turn.
:06:32
Carmen, you try them on.
:06:34
-Oh, come on, honestly. Are you serious?
-You have to.
:06:37
You think that a pair of jeans that fits
all three of you is going to fit all of this?
:06:42
-Put them on. Now.
-We'll help your thighs get into them.
:06:45
-Tibby! Come on, now.
-l'm just kidding.
:06:47
Will you help me get out of them?
:06:49
Carmen, we all tried them on.
Just try them.
:06:52
All right.
:06:56
My thighs.
:06:58
Sassy britches.