:18:00
Wow!
:18:02
Am I not the luckiest bastard on earth?
:18:05
Aw! Well, I'll dance to that.
:18:10
- Oh!
- Oh, Jesus!
:18:14
That's what he gets
for not taking dance lessons
:18:16
until two days before the wedding.
:18:19
Who's ever heard of
dance lessons for a wedding?
:18:22
Just about everyone.
:18:24
You are taking the piss?
:18:26
We'll go with you.
:18:27
I don't even know you, hunky dunky,
and I love you already.
:18:31
Dance lessons? Hm. Right.
:18:44
- Hey.
- Oh. Hello.
:18:52
Weddings are a celebration
of love and commitment...
:18:55
in Utopia.
:18:56
In the real world they're an excuse to drink
excessively and say things you shouldn't.
:19:00
- A philosopher, huh?
- Well, shrink.
:19:04
- Crikey!
- What?
:19:07
- No, nothing.
- No, tell me.
:19:09
Well, you Yanks and your therapy,
:19:11
it's a load of touchy-feely mumbo jumbo.
:19:15
Spilling your guts to a total stranger,
it's not natural.
:19:22
Oh, God.
:19:25
It's just...
:19:27
There's this girl that I care for...
Well, I suppose you could say I love her.
:19:33
The bugger is,
she's here with some other guy.
:19:36
There you are.
:19:39
Hey, Kat. Hey, Kat.
:19:41
Oh, hey, yourself. I see you met my ex.
:19:47
- I was just telling him how we met.
- Mm.
:19:51
- The Knicks game.
- Oh, yes.
:19:53
Yeah... Oh.
:19:55
You hate sport.
:19:57
- I hate cricket.
- Right, yes.