:23:01
So much for anonymity.
:23:03
Go ahead, take a look.
It's part of the package.
:23:11
I'm sorry, I'm just a little nervous.
:23:15
I never thought anything like this
could happen to me.
:23:17
This happened to you?
:23:20
It happened in the sense that
I picked up the phone, tracked you down,
:23:24
flew you over her and gave you $6,000.
:23:36
- Will you grab my shampoo, please?
- Shampoo! Got it.
:24:07
The part where you were
a sexual surrogate and then started to...
:24:12
branch out, is...
:24:15
Is that really how it happened?
:24:18
The real story -
my mother was a hippie, and a stripper.
:24:23
She was insanely inappropriate with me,
:24:25
she washed her lingerie
in my bath water while I was still in it.
:24:28
Oh.
:24:30
So as an adult, I needed to find ways
to experience intimacy and sex
:24:34
- but with rules that couldn't be violated.
- Wow.
:24:38
I'm just screwing with you.
:24:42
You shit.
:24:46
OK, this part.
:24:48
You say, and I quote,
:24:50
"Every woman has
the exact love life she wants. "
:24:53
That seems a broad generalization... Oh!