:33:02
It must feel great getting paid
just for being you.
:33:05
- Who says I'm being me?
- Excuse me.
:33:08
Amy, thank you for granting me
a rare glimpse into a timeless female ritual.
:33:12
Here's to the husbands who've won you,
the losers who've lost you
:33:15
and the lucky bastards
who've yet to meet you.
:33:19
And to the cock in the henhouse.
:33:51
I can't believe you found him first.
I am so depressed.
:33:56
Will somebody buy my hoo-hah a drink?
:34:03
You remember when we took
the girls hiking in the Lake District?
:34:06
- No.
- You do!
:34:07
Blistering heat in the morning,
rained all afternoon.
:34:10
No.
:34:12
You backed your car
over a copper's bicycle.
:34:15
- Sorry, no.
- The Rat And Gherkin.
:34:17
- Splendid local scrumpy.
- Mm.
:34:20
Amy wore that little bikini thing.
:34:22
But somehow it was Kat
that got stung by nettles.
:34:25
Kat never said a word until
Amy caught her scratching her arse.
:34:28
Then you rubbed it with a dock leaf
to bring down the swelling.
:34:33
Yeah, I remember it.
:34:37
I didn't deserve her back then.
:34:41
And you do now?
:34:49
What is his problem?
:34:53
- What?
- There's something about him I don't like.
:34:56
He's less than 90 per cent body fat
and he's shagging your ex.
:34:59
No, that is not it. Look at him,