:54:01
So I'm over at her place
and in walks this little monster.
:54:09
That was it. I was a goner.
:54:12
That was the day I became a dad.
:54:15
You know, Nick, you think it's going
to get easier as they get older,
:54:19
that you're going to worry about them less.
:54:23
Or that you're going to trust the world more.
:54:28
But that's just not how it happens.
:54:41
This may not make much sense to you, sir,
:54:44
but I'd like to ask your permission
to date your daughter.
:54:50
I thought you already were.
:55:07
- I blame... I blame Tony Peepants.
- No.
:55:12
Let's have the story. Kat, come on.
:55:14
- No.
- I have to initiate Nick into our family.
:55:18
I blame Tony for why my two girls
just don't seem to be able to get along.
:55:24
Don't deny it. You barely tolerate each other.
:55:27
Come on. It's true. The only thing you've got in
common is you're both attracted to me.
:55:31
It started after we moved here.
:55:33
My two girls got into a fight over Tony
Peepants and have never made up since.
:55:38
Apparently, Kat and I were inseparable.
:55:40
If Kat ate a banana, Amy threw it up.
:55:43
If Amy threw it up, Kat ate it.
:55:46
So we were eating
and throwing up together in harmony
:55:51
until Tony walked me home
from school one day.
:55:53
He was my first boyfriend.
:55:54
Tony ignored Kat
because he wanted to play with me.
:55:57
Anyway, the point of the story is that
Tony ended up with a chair in his face.