:56:01
It was plastic and child-sized.
:56:05
- As I recall, there were stitches involved.
- Come on, Bunny, 15 stitches.
:56:11
So is that when he peed in his pants?
:56:13
He cried a lot,
but there was no peeing.
:56:15
So what's with the nickname?
:56:22
I have absolutely no idea.
:56:27
Let me get some more wine.
:56:30
Would you marry me if I asked?
:56:32
That was a yes. Did you see that?
:56:45
And you know, I thought perhaps you...
Bollocks. Sorry.
:56:50
I had no idea this would be so difficult.
I just feel like I owe you an explanation.
:56:55
Relax, relax. It's fine.
:56:58
I promise.
:57:02
And I should probably admit that...
:57:08
I brought Nick with me to torture you, slowly,
:57:12
for the entire weekend.
:57:15
But then, I don't know,
something happened and now...
:57:19
I hope this doesn't hurt your feelings
but I'm just sick of you and me.
:57:24
Of our whole story, so come on,
let's just go upstairs and eat some tiramisu.
:57:33
I slept with your sister.
:57:45
- I'm sorry?
- Well, I shagged Amy, two years ago.
:57:49
That's why I broke it off with you.
:57:52
And then after you left,
sod it, we kept at it like rabbits,
:57:57
until we both realized it was absolutely mad
and, obviously, morally wrong.