Two for the Money
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:25:01
(Walter) You didn't know I was joking?
It's a joke. Jokes are funny.

:25:08
Wow, what a meal.
You haven't touched your sauce.

:25:12
It's chocolate. I hear it's good for you.
:25:15
- I'm not raising a kid alone, Walter.
- Come on, don't be dramatic, Toni.

:25:19
In biblical times, you'd just move in
with my brother Morty, anyway.

:25:25
Oh, look at that.
:25:29
Beauty and the beasts.
What do you think?

:25:31
I like her, man.
I think she's extremely cute.

:25:34
Brandon, she's looking at you.
:25:38
Yeah, but so are
those two guys she's with.

:25:41
I tell you what. I'll bet you ten to one
on a thousand you can't pick her up.

:25:46
That's 10,000 cash
if you leave this restaurant with that girl.

:25:50
I have a better idea. Why don't we go to
Atlantic City and open a house account?

:25:54
You know you can't gamble. Come on.
:25:56
Who's gambling? I haven't flipped a coin
since the '80s. This is just a challenge.

:26:01
A challenge?
:26:03
10,000... to one.
:26:06
- Cash?
- Mm-hm.

:26:09
What are you gonna do?
:26:13
- I'm gonna introduce myself.
- Before...

:26:15
Before you make your move, sit.
:26:17
- Where are you going?
- No problem. Don't worry.

:26:19
You sit here and rest your little self.
:26:23
Excuse me. I don't mean to interrupt
or anything, but I just gotta know this.

:26:27
We're sitting over there
with my friends and I'm thinking...

:26:30
You are drop-dead gorgeous,
and we just want to know...

:26:33
Your dates look like they haven't
missed a meal since Christ died.

:26:37
Seriously, you're eating
like you got a date with the electric chair.

:26:41
What is going on? No, no, no.
:26:43
It's all over. Sit, sit, sit.
:26:45
Just joking. Sorry.
:26:47
- I don't want to get wounded with a fork.
- Jerk. Moron.

:26:51
- I'm gone. Thank you very much.
- What the hell was that?

:26:55
- I went too far.
- Oh, yeah.

:26:57
- I'll buy them a bottle of champagne.
- You'll pick up their check.


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