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In five, four...
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- I'll do that.
...three, two...
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Welcome to this week's Sports Advisors,
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America's premier sports-information
program, with myself, Walter Abrams,
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Jerry Sykes, Chuck Adler
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and a truly gifted newcomer
to the Sports Advisorpanel.
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I want you to meet him, a substantial find,
and his name is John Anthony.
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OK, we're entering week six
in professional football.
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This is when the cream rises to the top.
This is when things get hot.
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This is oven-mitt time. Am I right?
This is big-time ball season.
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So let's get right into it with the wizard
of odds, Jerry "The Source" Sykes. Jerry.
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Stats, records, rankings, weather,
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if the goalpost is tilted just a little bit...
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The SYKES system
uses 42 proven indexes
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to eliminate
the guesswork in sports wagering.
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Without my patented
computer-based picks,
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you got a better shot of having God
show up at your door with nine strippers,
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a bag of pure Bolivian cocaine,
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enough Viagra
to make Chuck's head blow off,
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than picking these things on your own.
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You call me absolutely free. I got five
picks this weekend that are incredible.
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1-800-238-6648. Give me a call.
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How many gamblers did I bail out
last weekend with my game of the year?
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A 100-dollar bettor made $10,000.
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A 500-dollar bettor made $50,000.
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Well, I got six games on Sunday
that I'm releasing absolutely free.
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These games are a burial,
a blowout, a human lock.
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You can bet your children's unborn
children's children on these six games
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absolutely free!
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Whoa, whoa, I believe, I believe!
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I believe you're trying to make me deaf.
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I've never seen a color on a man like that.
Would you say that's chartreuse?
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So Saturday comes before Sunday, and
looking at Saturday's college match-ups
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is the last, but certainly not least,
member of the sports advisors.