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Hello, everybody,
and welcome to the big weekend.
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Never before in the history of this industry
has an offer been made
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like the one I'm about to present
to you now.
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I am so confident
in John Anthony's picks for this Sunday,
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I'm so sure of the skills
he's brought to bear,
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and so anxious for you
to get on the phone
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and dial the toll-free number
on your screen
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that for the first time
in sports-service history,
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I am going to guarantee our picks
this weekend.
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- What's that mean?
- What does that mean? It means this.
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You tell us how much you're betting
with your bookie,
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you lose, we cover.
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You heard me right. That's risk-free.
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Now let's go to the oracle,
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God's gift, John Anthony.
:46:57
Wow. That's all I can say.
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The phones are gonna be flooded, Walter,
and they should be.
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Hey, John, why don't you run down
the pitfalls facing the average bettor?
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I mean, when you think about it, a game
this huge, all the added dynamics...
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I mean, uh, without your expertise,
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I guess the average bettor might as well
just, what, flip a coin.
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Walter? No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Hang on. You can't guarantee that they're gonna win.
That's insane. Come on.
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I say if you can flip a coin to make a pick,
I can guarantee the game.
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- What if we lose?
- Ah, fuck it. I'm ruined anyway.
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Look, man. Cover your ass, all right.
At least cap the thing out, right?
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- Oh, Brandon, can't you feel it?
- What?
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- Can't you just feel it?
- I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Oh, I think you do. I think you do.
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You know, the best part of the best drug
in the world ain't the high.