:09:01
I don't know. In the mirror?
:09:04
I heard she'll haunt you forever.
:09:07
That's not even a real urban legend.
That's just like that movie Candyman.
:09:11
- Well, my story was real.
- As real as your mother's new tits.
:09:22
What's the first thing you'll do
when you're mayor?
:09:24
- I haven't won yet.
- But you will.
:09:26
A lot can happen, so...
:09:29
But so far...
:09:32
- What's going on in there?
- I don't know.
:09:42
Well, the first thing I'm gonna do
is propose a 9 p.m. Curfew...
:09:46
...on all teenage girls.
:09:48
I'll keep them off the streets,
keep them safe.
:09:50
Keep them virgins.
:09:52
I'm afraid that might be too late.
:10:10
Bloody Mary.
:10:16
Bloody Mary.
:10:23
Bloody Mary.
:10:29
Who is it?
:10:34
David.
:10:36
Asshole.
:10:40
So, David, you're back early.
Shouldn't you be at the dance?
:10:44
- I'm sure it's still going on.
- Oh, yeah. Well...
:10:47
I was there long enough
not to see any of you.
:10:49
We didn't want to go that
stupid popularity contest.
:10:52
And why is that?
Oh, because you couldn't get dates?
:10:54
Yep, that's exactly what happened.
Football team put us on the blacklist.
:10:58
We could've gone.