:25:04
Oh, man.
You look really pissed.
:25:06
- You really are an asshole.
- Shenaniganz.
:25:08
- Fuck you.
- He has a shy bladder.
:25:11
- So is there...
- Mitch, go in the back, check out the cooks.
:25:14
I'll be there in
a few minutes, okay?
:25:19
So, what do you think
of Natasha?
:25:22
- I think she's illegal.
- Yeah. I've made peace with that.
:25:26
Seriously, look at her. You know
she has that Scooby-Doo tongue.
:25:29
Statutory rape.
:25:31
On the other hand,
maybe she is too young.
:25:33
Like that's ever
stopped you before.
:25:35
That is a very,
very good point.
:25:38
And I'm convinced Natasha will be mine.
Thanks for the advice, buddy.
:25:42
- Hey, anytime.
- Yeah.
:25:44
- What's going on with you and Amy?
- What's up, Obsession?
:25:47
- Shut up.
- So how long have you two been...
:25:51
- Three months. Shit or get off the pot time.
- Yep.
:25:54
- Has even hinted that he's aware of it?
- No, he's acting oblivious.
:25:58
Are you gonna talk to her or hope you're never
forced to make an actual decision?
:26:01
- I'm going with option "B".
- That's my boy.
:26:04
- Have you talked to him about it?
- No. I'm playing hard to get.
:26:07
Oh, but haven't you slept
with him the past five nights?
:26:10
Well, not real hard to get.
:26:12
She really is a little badass though.
And fun to hang out with. Laid back.
:26:16
Maintenance fees are really low.
I like that.
:26:18
Yeah, she's a cool chick. I'd do her.
Hell, I'd probably even pay.
:26:24
I would.
:26:25
I don't know, man. I'm not even
thinking about Amy right now.
:26:29
- Who are you thinking about?
- Chet Miller.
:26:31
Come on, man!
You're wracked with regret
:26:33
just because some old fuck-boy
classmate graduated college?
:26:39
Are you gonna take
the assistant manager job?
:26:42
Wait. How the hell
do you know about that?
:26:44
Are you fucking kidding me?
You know this place.
:26:46
People with the day off
already know.
:26:48
Half of me is like take the job. I could
really use the money. It's a smart move.
:26:53
But the other half's like,
"Am I fucking nuts?"
:26:56
Do I really wanna
end up like Dan?