:41:01
I'll bring my manager card,
and we'll just eat for free.
:41:04
As they say,
membership has its privileges.
:41:09
What's up with you?
What are you still doing here?
:41:12
Christy asked me to work for her,
so I'm working a double.
:41:14
Time-out. Isn't this
your only night off this week?
:41:17
Yeah.
:41:18
And you're using it to work
a double-shift for Christy?
:41:23
Wait. You actually have to get the pussy
before you can be whipped by it.
:41:26
- That's right.
- You guys suck.
:41:28
- Yes, we do.
- Wait. Didrt you take out Christy last night?
:41:31
- Yeah, we went out last night.
- Come on, man! Details!
:41:34
Fuck the details. I wanna know.
Did you do it? Did you make a move?
:41:37
- What do you mean?
- Don't give me that shit. You know.
:41:40
- Did you kiss her? Rub against her skin?
- Cuddle with her? Rub her leg?
:41:42
- Hold her hand?
- Nipple tweak? Anything?
:41:45
- No, I'm still...
- Oh, my God!
:41:48
I need more time.
:41:49
- Forget it. It's over. You're fucked.
- Not literally.
:41:52
- Why? Because you won't pull the trigger.
- And you're too fucking nice!
:41:55
Why do you always say that?
I'm not...
:41:57
- What happens with every girl you like?
- Nothing!
:41:59
You take 'em out, you pay for everything,
and you never make a move!
:42:02
Then you home, alone, to masturbate
while you cry, using your own tears...
:42:06
That was once, and I was drunk
and it was Valentine's day. So back off.
:42:11
Don't try to candy coat it.
All we ever do is hang out and have sex.
:42:15
What are you talking about? Didrt I take you
to the movies last week, huh? Huh?
:42:20
Yeah, but you kept trying
to get me to jerk you off.
:42:25
What do you want?
It was a dull movie.
:42:27
Yeah, but I just get the feeling
that you don't care.
:42:33
I don't care?
I don't care?
:42:37
When my uncle died, didn't I ask
you to be by my side at the funeral?
:42:41
Yeah, but you kept trying
to get me to jerk you off.
:42:48
How many times can we have
the same exact conversation?
:42:50
It's like we're stuck
in a time paradox
:42:53
where neither our wisdom nor your virginity
will ever escape.
:42:55
I attempt to make a move.
:42:58
I get in close.
I'm there and I just get...