:46:01
As if by some form of slut magic
you'd appear. Now why is that?
:46:05
Because at first, I really
liked spending time with you.
:46:08
I thought you were a genuinely
interesting guy to be around.
:46:10
Very true.
:46:11
But eventually, it all wore thin.
I realized that your personality
:46:15
was just one short punctuated
joke after another,
:46:17
much like our sex life.
:46:20
And, oh, Monty, do you remember
why we stopped dating?
:46:24
Yeah, I do.
Because you were old news.
:46:27
I was looking at other girls and getting bored.
Basically, that was why.
:46:31
Yeah, yeah. All that.
:46:33
And the fact that I dumped you.
:46:35
- Wait, I thought you said you dumped...
- Shut up, Calvin.
:46:37
I was just trying to let you down easy,
but this is bullshit.
:46:40
We both know that you enjoyed
having sex with me.
:46:44
The only real pleasure I ever got
from having sex with you
:46:47
came from making fun of it
later with my friends.
:46:49
- Tell him, Amy.
- It's true. We laughed a lot at your expense.
:46:52
So you know when you're walking past
a group of people, you hear them laughing,
:46:56
you sometimes get that paranoid
self-conscious feeling?
:46:59
Maybe they're laughing about you
when they're really not?
:47:03
Well, in your case,
they really are.
:47:22
God, I love her.
:47:26
Oh, hello there.
:47:28
Thank you for joining our family
at Shenaniganz bar and grill.
:47:31
It is our goal to maintain the absolute
highest standard in all aspects...
:47:34
Hey, man.
We all had to watch it.
:47:37
I'm gonna come back and get you after
the dinner rush. The tape should be done then.
:47:41
Cool?
:47:44
Well, I mean, I guess. L...
:47:46
...of our most sacred
company policies
:47:47
to ensure that you have
all the skills necessary
:47:50
- to uphold our standard of excellence.
- Shit.
:47:54
Are you ready? Well, okay.
Follow me.
:47:57
All right, men.
This is it.