1:10:01
It's crazy.
Mitch, cherry-popping time.
1:10:04
Okay, Monty, my bitch.
Kick me a field goal.
1:10:07
You know what?
I don't understand.
1:10:09
You plot and you scheme on how to
get the other person to look at your goat
1:10:13
or chicken wing or whatever.
1:10:15
And then when he looks,
you call him a fag.
1:10:18
It's like it's an exercise
in retarded homophobic futility.
1:10:22
You know you girls love it.
1:10:24
So, seriously, ladies,
why don't you wanna play the game?
1:10:28
I really think that we'd be willing
to amend the rules for you.
1:10:30
- Oh, yeah. I bet you would.
- No girl would ever play that game.
1:10:33
Why not?
1:10:35
- You wanna know why?
- Yeah.
1:10:36
- You really wanna know why?
- I really do.
1:10:39
Okay. I'll tell you why.
1:10:42
- It's because of this!
- Oh!
1:10:44
Oh, yeah. Bang.
Pow! Pow! Pow!
1:10:47
It's so angry!
1:10:50
Oh, God.
Does that thing have its shots?
1:10:53
- Put it away. Put it away.
- Dinner is served!
1:10:57
Oh, my God.
1:10:59
Well, it's official.
Now my penis is just for show.
1:11:03
Mitch, you picked a fucked-up night
to start working here.
1:11:06
- Oh, my God.
- Bend over, boys.
1:11:08
Oh, it's ladies' time.
1:11:14
- Spread 'em. Let's go.
- All right. That's enough.
1:11:19
You loved it.
1:11:21
- Mitch, you're coming to the party tonight?
- Well, yeah...
1:11:24
Great. Let's get
this party started then.
1:11:26
I gotta stop home first.
I'll meet you there.
1:11:28
Why do you have to go home?
1:11:30
Oh. Right. Sorry, Calvin.
1:11:34
Okay, baby doll,
you're definitely coming, right?
1:11:37
If you do everything right,
I will.
1:11:39
Oh, God, Natasha, you're gonna have
to stop that. You're making it hard.
1:11:43
I mean, difficult.
1:11:45
Hey, Cochise, we're out.
I'll see you, okay?
1:11:47
Yeah. I'll see you there.
1:11:50
Okay, I am so ready
to get stupid.
1:11:58
Only three more minutes
till the ball drop, baby. Come on.