1:19:03
What did Dan say
when you told him you quit?
1:19:06
You're flushing a golden opportunity
down the toilet.
1:19:10
And just so you know,
Hot Dog,
1:19:13
if you do come back,
this job won't be here for you.
1:19:17
- I hope you're right.
- I am right!
1:19:19
- You're fired!
- I mean, I already quit, so...
1:19:23
No, you're fired!
1:19:24
I write the book, okay?
1:19:27
Here's how it went down.
You walked in...
1:19:29
You're fired!
1:19:31
All right. Then, thanks for being
so mature about this and professional.
1:19:34
I was very professional.
You're fired.
1:19:36
All right.
1:19:37
Get out!
Get out of my sight!
1:19:40
- That's harsh.
- Yeah.
1:19:43
He'll be cryir himself to sleep tonight
on his cock-shaped pillow.
1:19:48
What are you gonna do now?
1:19:50
I don't know.
1:19:53
I don't know.
1:19:55
I'm definitely gonna do somethir.
1:19:57
Fuck it.
1:19:59
Let's go out there,
let's celebrate,
1:20:01
let's just get totally fucking annihilated,
hammered-ass drunk
1:20:05
and then run the train
on Amy.
1:20:07
Fuck.
1:20:08
You really are
an asshole, man.
1:20:10
So I'm told.
1:20:13
You're a good friend too.
1:20:15
Let's just keep that on the DL.
I'm all about low expectations.
1:20:19
What, are you
flirting with me?
1:20:23
Oh, by the way, Cal.
1:20:25
I've been thinking about
your public bathroom phobia.
1:20:28
- Yeah?
- I believe I have a solution.
1:20:31
Really? What is it?
1:20:33
- Tell me what to do.
- Okay, but first,
1:20:37
close your eyes.
1:20:38
Close my... Okay.
1:20:42
Now...
1:20:44
envision yourself
at a bathroom urinal.
1:20:47
With everybody you know
crowded around you.
1:20:52
They're cheering you on.
1:20:54
They're chanting your name.
1:20:57
Not only do they
want you to urinate,
1:20:59
they wanna see it.