Employee of the Month
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:02:08
He seems okay sitting in his own shit.
:02:11
Maybe he knows something I don't.
:02:14
The Buddha says you
achieve total enlightenment

:02:17
when you realize everything
in your life is an illusion.

:02:20
Everything!
:02:22
Embracing that kind of thinking
:02:23
definitely make sitting in
your own shit more bearable.

:02:28
I am what I am but a fucker.
:02:31
And I am what I am...
:02:33
One of these guys you
see on the 6:00 news

:02:36
wakes up, heads off to work,
:02:38
grabs a cup of coffee and
goes on a sick rampage.

:02:42
One of those guys whose
friends and neighbors all say...

:02:45
Who knew? He seemed all right to me.
:02:47
He was the last person you'd ever
expect to do something like this.

:02:51
Something in his head
must have just snapped.

:02:56
I just snapped.
:02:59
That's too easy.
:03:02
People see what they want.
:03:04
And everyone loves a good lie, even me.
:03:07
Call me crazy. Everyone else would.
:03:10
But they don't know what I know...
:03:12
that everything I am is
an illusion. Everything!

:03:18
David!
:03:30
Eh? Seriously,
:03:34
raise our glasses
:03:35
to David and Sara.
:03:37
May your wedding day be
as bright, as beautiful

:03:40
as the two of you.
:03:43
Cheers!
:03:44
- Thank you, Carl.
- Thanks.

:03:47
We just want to thank
all of you for really...

:03:49
for sharing this amazing moment with us.
:03:52
I know that you have heard the saying
:03:54
that opposites attract.
:03:57
Well, it's not true.
:03:59
Even though David and I are
from very different worlds,


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