:42:00
It's over. The wedding's off.
:42:03
You have had the perfect bad day.
:42:06
You should have seen
the look on her face.
:42:10
She was really hurt.
:42:11
Of course, she's hurt, Dr. Jekyll.
:42:13
Mr. Hyde's been power-spanking
the blonde from the bank.
:42:16
Wendy doesn't mean anything to me.
:42:19
Yet Sara does?
:42:20
Why is it so impossible for you
to realize that I might be in love?
:42:23
Because, uh... love is like Bigfoot.
:42:27
It's a myth people like to believe in.
:42:29
It turns out to be bullshit when
held up to scientific scrutiny.
:42:31
This gonna be one of your long ones?
:42:33
Love is a con women came up with
:42:34
trying to explain the chemical
reaction in men's brains
:42:37
that make us physiologically
unable to stay with them forever.
:42:41
Men and women's
brains are different.
:42:44
Perfect example... I'm banging a chick,
:42:48
I deliver the payload.
:42:53
That's all right. What happens?
:42:56
Roll over and fall asleep. Why?
:43:00
- Bourbon and Quaaludes?
- Wrong.
:43:01
See, man's brain shoots him
:43:03
a natural tranquilizer when he gets off.
:43:07
Tryptophan. Sedative.
:43:11
You can't help but roll
over and fall asleep.
:43:15
Chicks hate us for it anyway,
because they're the exact opposite.
:43:18
When they come...
:43:21
Shh.
:43:23
They wanna chit-chat, cuddle.
:43:25
Feng-shui the goddamn
living room, why? Oxytocin.
:43:29
- Oxytocin?
- Oxytocin. It's a bonding chemical.
:43:32
It's a natural stimulant. Gets
them high as a Japanese kite.
:43:35
You know what the fucked-up part is?
:43:37
The longer they stay with the same
guy, the more secure they feel.
:43:40
The more secure, the
more the brain squirts.
:43:42
The more the brain squirts,
the more of a habit they have.
:43:45
It's nature's way of getting chicks
hooked on their own snatch smack.
:43:48
When did Hustler add a science section?
:43:50
Love is just a chick's
menstrual hallucination
:43:54
brought on by tragic side-effects
from natural selection.
:43:57
Ant that is why you are not now,
:43:59
nor will you ever be in love.