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and basically lied my way into a job.
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And it worked.
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And in less than two
years, I had the car.

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I had the house. I had it all.
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I had become that guy I had
seen walking down the street.

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So you did it?
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Yeah, I did it.
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But I always knew in
the back of my mind...

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that it wouldn't last,
because I'm not that guy.

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And if I was that guy,
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I was just pretending to be that guy.
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I'm the guy with the fucked-up face.
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- That's who I am.
- You must really hate the guy that spit the gas on you.

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You're damn right I do.
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But he's the only guy
that came to visit me

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when I was in the hospital.
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- What's he doing now?
- There's no telling.

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Yeah!
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- Otto! Oh!
- Yeah!

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What the...
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Leave us alone this fucking time!
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Ow! Man, what are you doing here?
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She ain't got no hair down
there at all, does she?

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She's all smooth like a fucking candy.
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Man, you're scaring
the poor girl. Please.

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Sorry. Didn't mean to scare you.
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Yeah, I bet you say
that to all the girls

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just before you throw their
lifeless bodies into the lake.

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- Will you...
- Otto?

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- What do you want?
- Dead man derby.

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Dead man derby. You want to make
some fucking money tonight or what?

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- Are you kidding me?
- This Sills guy's got brain cancer.

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He's got a metal tube poked in his head.
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In his fucking head, man.
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I'll give you Jimmy
Riggs. I'll throw in Sills.

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That's a two-to-one shot. Puking
up blood like he's Old Faithful.

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He ain't going to make it,
so place your fucking bets.

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Bet money on terminal cases?
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Even Manson would call
bullshit on this freak show!


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