1:48:01
Therefore, by virtue of the authority
vested in me...
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...by the Universitatus Committeeatum
E Pluri'bus Unum...
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...l hereby confer upon you...
1:48:14
...the honorary degree of Th.D.
1:48:18
´"Th.D.´"?
1:48:20
Yeah, that´s ´"Doctor of Thinkology.´"
1:48:23
´"The sum of the square roots
of any two sides of an isosceles triangle...
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´"...is equal to the square root
of the remaining side.´"
1:48:32
Joy! Rapture!
1:48:34
l´ve got a brain!
1:48:36
How can l ever thank you enough?
1:48:38
Well, you can´t. As for you, my fine friend,
you are a victim of disorganized thinking.
1:48:44
You´re under the unfortunate delusion...
1:48:47
...that simply because you run away
from danger you have no courage.
1:48:51
You are confusing courage with wisdom.
1:48:54
Back where l come from we have men
who are called heroes.
1:48:59
Once a year they take their fortitude
out of mothballs...
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...and parade it down the main street
of the city.
1:49:06
And they have no more courage
than you have.
1:49:09
But they have one thing
that you haven´t got:
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A medal!
1:49:15
Therefore, for meritorious conduct...
1:49:20
...extraordinary valor, conspicuous bravery
against wicked witches...
1:49:25
...l award you the Triple Cross.
1:49:29
You are now a member
of the Legion of Courage!
1:49:38
Shucks, folks, l´m speechless!
1:49:42
As for you, my galvanized friend,
you want a heart!
1:49:47
You don´t know how lucky you are
not to have one.
1:49:50
Hearts will never be practical
until they can be made unbreakable.
1:49:56
But l still want one.
1:49:59
Back where l come from there are men
who do nothing all day but good deeds.