:53:01
How could one country
offend another?
:53:04
You mean there's a mountain
over in Germany gets mad
at a field over in France?
:53:08
- (All Laughing)
- Well, stupid,
one people offends another.
:53:13
Oh, if that's it,
I shouldn't be here at all.
:53:15
I don't feel offended.
:53:18
It don't apply
to tramps like you.
:53:21
Good. Then I can be
going home right away.
:53:24
- Ah, you just try it.
- (Kat) Yeah. You wanna get shot?
:53:28
- The kaiser and me...
- (Jeering, Snickering)
:53:32
Me and the kaiser felt
just alike about this war.
:53:36
We didn't either of us
want any war, so I'm going home.
:53:39
- He's there already.
- Somebody must have wanted it.
:53:42
Maybe it was the English.
:53:44
No, I don't want
to shoot any Englishmen.
:53:47
I never saw one
till I came up here.
:53:50
And I suppose most of them never saw
a German till they came up here.
:53:54
- No, I'm sure they weren't
asked about it.
- No.
:53:57
Well...
:53:59
it must be doing
somebody some good.
:54:01
- Not me and the kaiser.
- I think maybe the kaiser wanted a war.
:54:06
You leave us out of this!
:54:10
I don't see that.
:54:12
The kaiser's got
everything he needs.
:54:15
Well, he never
had a war before.
:54:17
Every full-grown emperor
needs one war to make him famous.
:54:20
- Why, that's history.
- Yeah, generals too. They need war.
:54:23
- And manufacturers. They get rich.
- (Murmurs Of Agreement)
:54:25
I think it's more
a kind of fever.
:54:28
Nobody wants it
in particular...
:54:30
and then all at once,
there it is.
:54:33
We didn't want it.
The English didn't want it.
:54:36
And here we are fighting.
:54:38
I'll tell you how
it should all be done.
:54:42
Whenever there's
a big war comin' on...
:54:45
- You should rope off a big field...
- And sell tickets.
:54:48
Yeah. And...
:54:52
And on the big day...
:54:54
you should take all the kings
and their cabinets and their generals...
:54:59
put them in the centre
dressed in their underpants...