:54:01
- Not me and the kaiser.
- I think maybe the kaiser wanted a war.
:54:06
You leave us out of this!
:54:10
I don't see that.
:54:12
The kaiser's got
everything he needs.
:54:15
Well, he never
had a war before.
:54:17
Every full-grown emperor
needs one war to make him famous.
:54:20
- Why, that's history.
- Yeah, generals too. They need war.
:54:23
- And manufacturers. They get rich.
- (Murmurs Of Agreement)
:54:25
I think it's more
a kind of fever.
:54:28
Nobody wants it
in particular...
:54:30
and then all at once,
there it is.
:54:33
We didn't want it.
The English didn't want it.
:54:36
And here we are fighting.
:54:38
I'll tell you how
it should all be done.
:54:42
Whenever there's
a big war comin' on...
:54:45
- You should rope off a big field...
- And sell tickets.
:54:48
Yeah. And...
:54:52
And on the big day...
:54:54
you should take all the kings
and their cabinets and their generals...
:54:59
put them in the centre
dressed in their underpants...
:55:01
and let 'em fight it out
with clubs.
:55:03
- The best country wins.
- (All Groan, Murmur)
:55:07
Well, now that Kat's settled everything,
let's go see Kemmerick.
:55:10
- Something interesting
might happen on the way.
- Might cheer him up.
:55:13
Boys, me and the kaiser want you
back in time to march tomorrow.
:55:16
Don't forget.
:55:18
- We'll be back.
- Give the boy my regards.
:55:30
(Soldiers Chattering)
:55:41
There he is.
:55:44
- Hello, Kemmerick.
- How are ya?
- How's it going?
:55:47
- How are things going?
- Are they looking after you all right?
:55:50
How are they treating you?
Franz?
:55:53
(Groaning)
:55:56
They're robbers here.