:42:00
- Who are you?
- I'm your valet, sir.
:42:03
Dawson is the name, sir.
:42:07
- You're my what?
- Your valet.
:42:21
Thank you, thank you.
I'll do that for you sometime.
:42:26
That's very sweet.
:42:29
Say, listen,
what'd you say the name was?
:42:31
- Dawson, sir.
- Dawson.
:42:34
- Was I very drunk last night?
- Drunk, sir?
:42:39
I must have been plastered
if I hired a valet.
:42:42
But you didn't engage me, sir.
:42:45
Who did engage you then,
if Ididn't?
:42:47
Did you take anything
out of those pants?
:42:49
No, sir.
:42:51
- What are you doing in here?
- Miss Schuyler... I mean, Mrs. Smith.
:42:55
She engaged me this morning, sir.
:43:02
So Mrs. Smith engaged me a valet?
:43:05
That's very nice of Mrs. Smith
to engage me a valet.
:43:12
Say, you know, you're nice.
You're all right.
:43:16
- You'd make a good wife.
- Thank you, sir.
:43:18
But not for me.
:43:20
If anybody liked you.
:43:24
You're a nice fellow. But I'm sorry,
I don't need any valets today.
:43:27
Oh, but indeed you do, sir,
if you don't mind my saying so.
:43:30
A gentleman's gentleman, as it were.
:43:33
Someone to draw your bath,
lay out your clothes...
:43:35
...help to dress you.
It's really most essential, sir.
:43:38
You're trying to tell me...
:43:40
...I need someone to help me
put on my pants and button them up.
:43:43
- Quite, sir.
- I'm sorry. I appreciate your effort...
:43:45
...but I don't need anybody
to help me button my pants.
:43:48
I've been buttoning them for 30 years.
I can button them with one hand.
:43:52
- But, Mr. Smith, please.
- Listen.
:43:55
You've got a nice face.
:43:57
You wouldn't want anything
to happen to your face, would you?