:43:02
So Mrs. Smith engaged me a valet?
:43:05
That's very nice of Mrs. Smith
to engage me a valet.
:43:12
Say, you know, you're nice.
You're all right.
:43:16
- You'd make a good wife.
- Thank you, sir.
:43:18
But not for me.
:43:20
If anybody liked you.
:43:24
You're a nice fellow. But I'm sorry,
I don't need any valets today.
:43:27
Oh, but indeed you do, sir,
if you don't mind my saying so.
:43:30
A gentleman's gentleman, as it were.
:43:33
Someone to draw your bath,
lay out your clothes...
:43:35
...help to dress you.
It's really most essential, sir.
:43:38
You're trying to tell me...
:43:40
...I need someone to help me
put on my pants and button them up.
:43:43
- Quite, sir.
- I'm sorry. I appreciate your effort...
:43:45
...but I don't need anybody
to help me button my pants.
:43:48
I've been buttoning them for 30 years.
I can button them with one hand.
:43:52
- But, Mr. Smith, please.
- Listen.
:43:55
You've got a nice face.
:43:57
You wouldn't want anything
to happen to your face, would you?
:44:00
- No, sir.
- All right. Outside.
:44:02
- I beg your pardon?
- Outside.
:44:04
I think I understand, sir.
You mean you want me to go.
:44:08
You caught on, didn't you?
See, you're nice and you're smart.
:44:12
Outside. Go on, outside.
And don't come back!
:44:14
- No, sir, no.
- Hey, wait a minute.
:44:17
- What's this?
- Oh, that's a canary, sir.
:44:22
That's a canary.
Who brought that in here?
:44:26
Canary, huh? Go on, now. Get that
out of here. Get that out of here!
:44:30
Yes, sir. Very good, sir.
:44:31
A bird. A bird in a gilded cage.
Get that thing out of here.
:44:38
Good morning, darling.
:44:41
Dawson, see that Mr. Smith's clothes
go to the cleaners this morning.
:44:44
Very good, madam.
:44:52
Hey, who is this mug?
:44:53
I got a present.
Shut your eyes.
:44:56
Keep them closed.
:44:58
I know you're gonna love them.