Horse Feathers
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And so, in retiring as president
of this college,

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it is indeed a painful task
to bid you all goodbye.

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And now, with the utmost pleasure,
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may I present the man who is to guide
the destiny of this great institution:

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Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff!
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Professor, it is an honor
to welcome you to Huxley College.

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Never mind that, hold this coat.
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By the way, there's no smoking.
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That's what you said.
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It would please the faculty
if you would throw your cigar away.

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The faculty can keep their seats.
There'll be no diving for this cigar.

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Members of the faculty,
faculty members,

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students of Huxley
and Huxley students!

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