:02:00
I guess that covers everything.
:02:02
:02:02
I thought my razor was dull
until I heard his speech.
:02:04
:02:05
Which reminds me of a story so dirty
I'm ashamed to think of it myself.
:02:09
:02:09
As I look at your faces, I understand
why this college is flat on its back.
:02:14
:02:14
At my last college, it was slightly
different. I was flat on my back.
:02:18
:02:19
Things went from bad to worse,
but we all pulled together,
:02:21
:02:21
and soon I was flat on my back again.
:02:24
:02:24
Any questions? Any answers?
:02:26
:02:26
Any rags? Any bones?
Any bottles today? And rags...
:02:29
:02:30
Let's have some action around here.
Who'll say 76? Who'll say 1776?
:02:34
:02:34
That's the spirit! 1776!
:02:36
:02:37
You'd like to know why I'm here.
:02:39
:02:39
I came here to get my son out.
:02:41
:02:41
I remember the day he left:
A mere boy and a beardless youth.
:02:44
:02:45
I kissed them both goodbye.
By the way, where is my son?
:02:49
:02:50
Young lady, would you get up
so I can see the son rise?
:02:53
:02:55
So, doing your homework in school, eh?
- Hello, old-timer!
:03:00
:03:00
I'm sure the students would appreciate
an outline of your future plans.
:03:05
:03:05
What? - I said they would appreciate
an outline of your future plans.
:03:09
:03:10
You just said that. That's the trouble
around here: Talk, talk, talk.
:03:13
:03:13
I think I must go mad. Where will it
all end? What is it getting you?
:03:17
:03:18
Go home to your wife.
No, I'll go home to your wife.
:03:20
:03:21
Outside of the improvement,
she'll never know the difference.
:03:23
:03:23
Pull over to the side of the road
and let me see your marriage licence.
:03:27
:03:27
President Wagstaff, now that you
have stepped into my shoes...
:03:30
:03:31
Oh, is that what I stepped in?
:03:33
:03:34
At least you could have cleaned them.
- The trustees have a few suggestions.
:03:38
:03:38
I think you know what the trustees
can do with their suggestions.
:03:41
:03:43
"I don't know what they have to say,
it makes no difference anyway,
:03:46
:03:47
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
:03:49
:03:50
No matter what it is and who
commenced it, I'm against it.
:03:55
:03:56
Your proposition may be good, but
let's have one thing understood.