Horse Feathers
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:21:00

:21:01
Either of you weasels got her number?
- No. - Good thing I have.

:21:05

:21:08
Get me Maine 4-9970
and reverse the charges.

:21:11

:21:11
You may go now. Orop this
in the mailbox on your way out.

:21:15

:21:16
Hello, I want to speak to Miss Bailey.
Is this Miss Bailey?

:21:20

:21:20
Why, of course I know your son.
:21:24

:21:25
Why, that's silly.
We're just very good friends.

:21:29

:21:31
Professor, I don't understand.
:21:33

:21:33
You don't? Come over to my office.
:21:36

:21:36
You're in bed? In that case,
I'll come to your office.

:21:39

:21:55
Where are your tongs?
Looks like a tong war.

:21:59

:22:01
No more ice until you pay the bill.
:22:03

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How much do we owe you?
- $2,000. - Just for ice?

:22:07

:22:07
I can get an Eskimo for $200
and make my own ice.

:22:10

:22:20
I tell you what: You owe us 200.
We take 2,000 and call it square.

:22:25

:22:25
I'll consult my lawyer. If he tells me
to do it, I'll get a new lawyer.

:22:30

:22:30
Forget about the money. Go to college,
and get yourself a co-ed.

:22:34

:22:35
I gotta co-ed last week for $18,
a co-ed with two pairs of pants.

:22:38

:22:39
Since when has a co-ed two pairs
of pants? - Since I joined college.

:22:43

:22:43
Baravelli, you've got the brain
of a 4-year-old boy.

:22:47

:22:47
Now that you're a college boy,
here's your hat,

:22:50

:22:50
your pennant, your coat.
:22:53

:22:59
Report for football practice in the
morning. Now, sign this agreement.


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