Horse Feathers
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No more ice until you pay the bill.
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How much do we owe you?
- $2,000. - Just for ice?

:22:07

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I can get an Eskimo for $200
and make my own ice.

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I tell you what: You owe us 200.
We take 2,000 and call it square.

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I'll consult my lawyer. If he tells me
to do it, I'll get a new lawyer.

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:22:30
Forget about the money. Go to college,
and get yourself a co-ed.

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:22:35
I gotta co-ed last week for $18,
a co-ed with two pairs of pants.

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Since when has a co-ed two pairs
of pants? - Since I joined college.

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Baravelli, you've got the brain
of a 4-year-old boy.

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:22:47
Now that you're a college boy,
here's your hat,

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your pennant, your coat.
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:22:59
Report for football practice in the
morning. Now, sign this agreement.

:23:02

:23:03
There's nothing on this paper.
- We'll fill in something later.

:23:07

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Here, put your name on there.
Gee, I didn't know you could write.

:23:12

:23:12
Wait a minute, this isn't legal.
There's no seal on it.

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Where's the seal?
- Where's the seal?

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And thus we see that the function
of the respiratory system

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is to transmit oxygen
into the bloodstream,

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which is called osmosis...
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:23:36
Have they started
sawing a woman in half yet?

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:23:39
Mr President, what a pleasure!
What brings you here?

:23:42

:23:42
A bicycle, but I left it in the hall.
I brought you two dunces.

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:23:47
Come in, dunces.
Here they are, 10 cents a dunce.

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:23:54
Well, all you need now
is a bowl of cherries.

:23:56

:23:56
Find yourselves a couple of seats.
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