Horse Feathers
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There's nothing on this paper.
- We'll fill in something later.

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Here, put your name on there.
Gee, I didn't know you could write.

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Wait a minute, this isn't legal.
There's no seal on it.

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Where's the seal?
- Where's the seal?

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And thus we see that the function
of the respiratory system

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is to transmit oxygen
into the bloodstream,

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which is called osmosis...
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Have they started
sawing a woman in half yet?

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Mr President, what a pleasure!
What brings you here?

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A bicycle, but I left it in the hall.
I brought you two dunces.

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Come in, dunces.
Here they are, 10 cents a dunce.

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Well, all you need now
is a bowl of cherries.

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Find yourselves a couple of seats.
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Now, let us go on with our lecture.
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I wish you'd go on
without your lecture.

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What do you think of that slide?
- I think he was safe at second.

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Now, the circulatory system!
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Here is the liver.
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What, no bacon?
I'd send that back if I were you.

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The liver, if neglected,
invariably leads to cirrhosis

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You are all familiar
with the symptoms of cirrhosis.

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Sure! So roses are red,
so violets are blue,

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so sugar is sweet,
so so are you.

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I bet I know who it is.
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To protect the heart, or cardium,
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Mother Nature has provided a sac,
called the pericardium.

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Any questions?
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Yes. When you gonna
cut the watermelon open?

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Psychopathically,
the duodenum is in inverse ratio

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to the coordination of the palyphus.

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