Horse Feathers
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Now, let us go on with our lecture.
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I wish you'd go on
without your lecture.

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What do you think of that slide?
- I think he was safe at second.

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Now, the circulatory system!
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Here is the liver.
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What, no bacon?
I'd send that back if I were you.

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The liver, if neglected,
invariably leads to cirrhosis

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You are all familiar
with the symptoms of cirrhosis.

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Sure! So roses are red,
so violets are blue,

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so sugar is sweet,
so so are you.

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I bet I know who it is.
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To protect the heart, or cardium,
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Mother Nature has provided a sac,
called the pericardium.

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Any questions?
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Yes. When you gonna
cut the watermelon open?

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Psychopathically,
the duodenum is in inverse ratio

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to the coordination of the palyphus.
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Is this stuff on the level, or are you
just making it up as you go along?

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Why, everything I told you can be
found in the simplest anatomy book.

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I'm sure my students will bear me out.
- We'll bear you out.

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Let that be a lesson to all of you.
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This school
will be here long after you're gone.

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That goes for you, too.
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Leave me alone!
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Let us follow a corpuscle
on its journey.

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Oh, my mistake,
I thought I was a corpuscle.

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There is constant warfare
between the red and white corpuscles.

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Now, baboons, what is a corpuscle?
- That's easy.

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There's a captain, then a lieutenant,
then there's a corpuscle.


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