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My darling.
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Geneva. From Geneva comes the news...
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that the famous
international crook, Gaston Monescu,
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robbed the peace conference
yesterday.
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He took practically everything
except the peace.
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The police arrested him
and confiscated all the stolen goods,
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but he managed to escape
in an inexplainable manner.
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This is the Paris
police reporter speaking.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
this program comes to you...
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through the courtesy
of Colet and Company,
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manufacturers of the most famous
perfumes in the worid.
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Remember, it doesn't matter what
you say, it doesn't matter how you look.
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It's how you smell. Thank you.
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# Colet, Colet
Colet and Company #
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#Are makers of the best perfumes #
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# If you and your beloved can't agree #
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#Permit us to suggest perfumes #
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# Cleopatra was a lovely tantalizer #
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# But she did it
with her little atomizer #
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# We'll make you smell like a rose #
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#Every nose in Paris knows #
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# Colet and Company ##
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Well, I am sure, Madame Colet,
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if your husband were alive,
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the first thing he would do
in times like these... cut salaries.