:31:04
but a woman must decide purely on instinct,
guesswork,
if she wants to be considered nice
:31:09
it's quite alright for her to try on 100 hats
before she picks one out
:31:13
very fine.
but which chapeau do you want, Madame?
:31:21
both
:31:24
you see George,
you're sort of like a ragged straw hat
with a very soft lining
:31:30
a little bit out of shape,
very dashing to look at
:31:35
and very comfortable to wear
:31:41
and you Tom,
chic, piquant, perched over one eye
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and has to be watched on windy days
:31:51
and both so becoming
:31:58
oh I'm the most unhappy woman in the world
:32:02
poor girl, she's in rather a tough spot
:32:08
George, dear George,
there's no use pretending you could make me forget Tom
:32:12
- I'd miss him.
- you would not
:32:15
but for the sake of argument: ok
:32:17
and Tom, if I went with you up hill and down dale
he would haunt me like a bogey-man
:32:26
it's a pitiful situation
:32:27
well if it will make you happy,
I'm gonna step out
:32:32
never mind that grand-stand gesture.
I know how you'll step out:
with a club!
:32:35
on the other hand, if you feel
that you can't get along without her
it wouldn't be the first sacrifice I've made for you
:32:42
- what sacrifice? what have you ever done for me?
look who's talking! little Rollo!
why, you're the most self-centred
egotistical double crosser I ever know
- now listen. if I said ...
:32:51
there you have it.
you hate him, he hates you
and you both'll end up by hating me
:32:58
boys, let's sit down