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:36:00
BUT WOULD YOU MIND GIVING ME A LOCK OF YOUR HAIR ?
A LOCK OF MY HAIR ?

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OH, I HAD NO IDEA --
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I'M LETTING YOU OFF EASY.
I WAS GONNA ASK FOR THE WHOLE WIG.

:36:18
SO YOU'VE COME TO ASK
FOR CLEMENCY ?

:36:20
THE AMBASSADOR'S HERE
ON A FRIENDLY VISIT. HE'S HAD A CHANGE OF HEART.

:36:25
A LOT OF GOOD THAT'LL DO HIM.
HE'S STILL GOT THE SAME FACE.

:36:28
I'M SORRY WE LOST OUR
TEMPERS. I'M WILLING TO FORGET IF YOU ARE.

:36:32
FORGET ?
YOU ASK ME TO FORGET ?

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A FIREFLY NEVER FORGETS.
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WHY, MY ANCESTORS WOULD RISE
FROM THEIR GRAVES AND I'D ONLY HAVE TO BURY THEM AGAIN.

:36:40
I'M GOING BACK AND CLEAN
THE CRACKERS OUT OF MY BED. I'M EXPECTING COMPANY.

:36:45
PLEASE WAIT.
LET GO OF ME, YOU BULLY !

:36:49
I'M WILLING TO DO ANYTHING
TO PREVENT THIS WAR.

:36:51
IT'S TOO LATE.
I'VE ALREADY PAID A MONTH'S RENT ON THE BATTLEFIELD.

:36:55
OH, YOUR EXCELLENCY,
ISN'T THERE SOMETHING I CAN DO ?

:36:59
YES, BUT I'LL TALK TO YOU
ABOUT THAT LATER.

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WON'T YOU RECONSIDER ?
PLEASE RELENT FOR MY SAKE.

:37:05
WELL, MAYBE I AM
A LITTLE HEADSTRONG.

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I COME BY IT HONESTLY. MY
FATHER WAS A LITTLE HEADSTRONG.

:37:12
MY MOTHER WAS
A LITTLE ARMSTRONG.

:37:13
THE HEADSTRONGS
MARRIED THE ARMSTRONGS AND THAT'S WHY DARKIES WERE BORN.

:37:18
IT WAS SILLY OF ME
TO LOSE MY TEMPER...

:37:20
ON ACCOUNT OF THAT
LITTLE THING YOU CALLED ME.

:37:23
LITTLE THING I CALLED YOU ?
WHAT DID I CALL YOU ?

:37:26
GOSH, I DON'T EVEN
REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS.

:37:30
WELL, DO YOU MEAN "WORM" ?
NO, THAT WASN'T IT.

:37:35
I KNOW, "SWINE."
UH-UH.

:37:38
NO, IT WAS A
SEVEN LETTER WORD.

:37:41
OH YES, "UPSTART."
THAT'S IT. UPSTART.

:37:44
MRS. TEASDALE,
THIS MAN IS IMPOSSIBLE.

:37:47
MY COURSE IS CLEAR. THIS MEANS WAR !
OH !

:37:50
YOU RUNT !
I STILL LIKE UPSTART THE BEST.

:37:53
I SHAN'T STAY.
GO AND NEVER DARKEN MY TOWELS AGAIN !

:37:58
MY HAT !
MY TOWEL !


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