:51:01
I SAY, LOOK AT CHICOLINI,
HE SITS THERE ALONE, A PITIABLE OBJECT.
:51:06
LET'S SEE YA GET
OUTTA THAT ONE. SURROUNDED BY A SEA OF UNFRIENDLY FACES.
:51:11
CHICOLINI, GIVE ME
A NUMBER FROM ONE TO TEN.
:51:14
ELEVEN.
RIGHT !
:51:15
NOW I ASK YOU ONE.
WHAT IS IT HAS A TRUNK, BUT NO KEY,
:51:19
WEIGHS 2,000 POUNDS
AND LIVES IN A CIRCUS ?
:51:21
THAT'S IRRELEVANT.
"RELEPHANT" !
:51:23
HEY, THAT'S THE ANSWER.
THERE'S A WHOLE LOT OF RELEPHANTS IN A CIRCUS.
:51:27
THAT SORT OF TESTIMONY
WE CAN ELIMINATE.
:51:28
- THAT'S-A FINE, I'LL TAKE SOME.
- YOU'LL TAKE WHAT ?
:51:31
ELIMINATE, A NICE,
COLD GLASS OF ELIMINATE.
:51:34
HEY, BOSS,
I'M GOIN' GOOD.
:51:36
GENTLEMEN, CHICOLINI HERE
MAY TALK LIKE AN IDIOT AND LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.
:51:41
BUT DON'T LET THAT FOOL YOU.
HE REALLY IS AN IDIOT.
:51:44
I IMPLORE YOU.
SEND HIM BACK TO HIS FATHER AND BROTHERS...
:51:47
WHO ARE WAITING
FOR HIM WITH OPEN ARMS IN THE PENITENTIARY.
:51:50
I SUGGEST WE GIVE HIM
TEN YEARS IN LEAVENWORTH OR 11 YEARS IN TWELVEWORTH.
:51:55
I'LL TAKE
FIVE AND TEN IN WOOLWORTH.
:51:57
I WANTED TO GET A WRIT OF
HABEAS CORPUS, BUT I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN A WRIT OF YOU.
:52:00
I OBJECT.
EVEN I OBJECT.
:52:01
- I OBJECT TOO.
- YOU'RE ON TRIAL, YOU CAN'T.
:52:04
YOUR EXCELLENCY,
GENERAL COOPER SAYS...
:52:07
THAT THE SYLVANIAN TROOPS
ARE ABOUT TO LAND ON FREEDONIAN SOIL.
:52:10
THIS MEANS WAR !
SOMETHING MUST BE DONE.
:52:13
WAR WOULD MEAN A PROHIBITIVE
INCREASE IN OUR TAXES.
:52:15
HEY, I GOT AN UNCLE LIVES IN TAXES.
NO !
:52:18
I'M TALKING ABOUT
TAXES, MONEY, DOLLARS.
:52:21
DOLLAS ! THAT'S WHERE
MY UNCLE LIVES, DOLLAS, TAXES.
:52:24
[ Laughing ]
:52:27
[ Fanfare ]
MORE BAD NEWS.
:52:33
DIDN'T I TELL YA ?
YOUR EXCELLENCY.
:52:35
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND, BABE ?
ON BEHALF OF THE WOMEN OF FREEDONIA,
:52:38
I HAVE TAKEN IT UPON MYSELF
TO MAKE ONE FINAL EFFORT TO PREVENT WAR.
:52:43
NO KIDDING ?
I'VE TALKED TO AMBASSADOR TRENTINO.
:52:46
HE SAYS SYLVANIA
DOESN'T WANT WAR EITHER.
:52:48
"EITHER."
DOESN'T WANT WAR "EITHER."
:52:51
EITHER.
SKIP IT.
:52:53
I'VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY
OF ASKING THE AMBASSADOR TO COME OVER HERE.
:52:56
WE BOTH FELT A FRIENDLY
CONFERENCE WOULD SETTLE EVERYTHING PEACEFULLY.