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:52:00
I OBJECT.
EVEN I OBJECT.

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- I OBJECT TOO.
- YOU'RE ON TRIAL, YOU CAN'T.

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YOUR EXCELLENCY,
GENERAL COOPER SAYS...

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THAT THE SYLVANIAN TROOPS
ARE ABOUT TO LAND ON FREEDONIAN SOIL.

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THIS MEANS WAR !
SOMETHING MUST BE DONE.

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WAR WOULD MEAN A PROHIBITIVE
INCREASE IN OUR TAXES.

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HEY, I GOT AN UNCLE LIVES IN TAXES.
NO !

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I'M TALKING ABOUT
TAXES, MONEY, DOLLARS.

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DOLLAS ! THAT'S WHERE
MY UNCLE LIVES, DOLLAS, TAXES.

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[ Laughing ]
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[ Fanfare ]
MORE BAD NEWS.

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DIDN'T I TELL YA ?
YOUR EXCELLENCY.

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WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND, BABE ?
ON BEHALF OF THE WOMEN OF FREEDONIA,

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I HAVE TAKEN IT UPON MYSELF
TO MAKE ONE FINAL EFFORT TO PREVENT WAR.

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NO KIDDING ?
I'VE TALKED TO AMBASSADOR TRENTINO.

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HE SAYS SYLVANIA
DOESN'T WANT WAR EITHER.

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"EITHER."
DOESN'T WANT WAR "EITHER."

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EITHER.
SKIP IT.

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I'VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY
OF ASKING THE AMBASSADOR TO COME OVER HERE.

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WE BOTH FELT A FRIENDLY
CONFERENCE WOULD SETTLE EVERYTHING PEACEFULLY.

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HE'LL BE HERE
ANY MOMENT.

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MRS. TEASDALE,
YOU DID A NOBLE DEED.

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I'D BE UNWORTHY OF
THE HIGH TRUST THAT'S BEEN PLACED IN ME...

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IF I DIDN'T DO EVERYTHING
WITHIN MY POWER TO KEEP OUR FREEDONIA AT PEACE.

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I'D BE ONLY TOO HAPPY TO
MEET AMBASSADOR TRENTINO...

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AND OFFER HIM ON BEHALF
OF MY COUNTRY THE RIGHT HAND OF GOOD FELLOWSHIP.

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I FEEL SURE HE WILL ACCEPT
THIS GESTURE IN THE SPIRIT IN WHICH IT IS OFFERED.

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BUT SUPPOSE HE DOESN'T.
A FINE THING THAT'LL BE.

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I HOLD OUT MY HAND AND
HE REFUSES TO ACCEPT IT.

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THAT'LL ADD A LOT TO
MY PRESTIGE, WON'T IT ?

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ME, THE HEAD OF A COUNTRY,
SNUBBED BY A FOREIGN AMBASSADOR !

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WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS
THAT HE CAN COME HERE...

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AND MAKE A SAP OUT OF ME
IN FRONT OF MY PEOPLE ?

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THINK OF IT.
I HOLD OUT MY HAND...

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AND THAT HYENA
REFUSES TO ACCEPT IT.

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WHY, THE CHEAP
FOUR-FLUSHING SWINE !

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HE'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH IT,
I TELL YOU !

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OH, PLEASE !
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SO, YOU REFUSE TO SHAKE
HANDS WITH ME, EH ?

:53:53
MRS. TEASDALE, THIS IS
THE LAST STRAW ! THERE'S NO TURNING BACK NOW !

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THIS MEANS WAR !

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