It Happened One Night

You gotta be awful careful
who you hit it up with.

You can't be too particular, neither.
What's the matter, you ain't saying much?
Seems to me you're doing excellently
without any assistance.

That's pretty good. "Seems to me you're
doing excellently without any assistance."

Well shut my big, nasty mouth.
Looks like you're one up on me.
There's nothing I like better
than to meet a high-class mama...

...that can snap back at you.
The colder they are, the hotter they get.

That's what I always say.
Yes, sir.
When a cold mama gets hot,
boy how she sizzles.

Now you're just my type.
Believe me, sister,
I could go for you in a big way.

"Fun-on-the-side Shapeley," they call me.
With accent on the "fun". Believe you me.

Believe you me,
you bore me to distraction.

Looks like you're two up on me now.
Hey, you.
- There's a seat over there for you.
- What's the idea?

I'd like to sit next to my wife,
if you don't mind.

- Your wife?
- Yes.

Come on.
Yeah. Sure, excuse me.
You know, I was just...

Sure. Excuse me, miss.
I was just trying to make things pleasant.

Excuse me, I...
I didn't mean anything, Doc.
- No offence, Doc.
- No.

If you promise not to snap my head off,
I'd like to thank you.

Forget it. I didn't do it for you.
His voice gets on my nerves.

What'd you do all day?
Ran in and out of doorways.
Trying to keep out of the rain.

Your clothes are all wet.