:36:02
Waiter!
:36:04
Eureka!
:36:07
Stop it.
Go away, go away.
:36:10
Step aside.
:36:12
Say, fella, you neglected me
and I feel very put out.
:36:15
Look, sock it right there, will ya?
Sock it hard.
:36:18
- I've got it off my chest.
- Oh, listen.
:36:21
The difference between them and me is,
I know when I've been a skunk.
:36:24
You take me to the nearest newsstand and
I'll eat a pack of your postcards raw.
:36:29
Raw!
:36:31
Oh, what a magnificent deflation
of smugness!
:36:34
Pal, you've added ten years
to my life.
:36:38
A poet with a straight left
and a right hook? Delicious. Delicious.
:36:42
You're my guest from now on,
forever and a day, even unto eternity.
:36:47
- Thanks, but we're going sightseeing.
- Fine. Fine. Swell.
:36:50
You've just shown me a sight lovely
to behold, and I'd like to reciprocate.
:36:55
Listen, you hop aboard my magic carpet--
Thanks--
:36:58
and I'll show you sights
that you've never seen before.
:37:00
I'd like to see Grant's tomb
and the Statue of Liberty.
:37:03
You'll not only see those,
but before the evening's half through...
:37:07
you'll be leaning against
the Leaning Tower of Pisa...
:37:09
you'll mount Mount Everest.
:37:10
I'll show you the pyramids
and all the little pyramidees...
:37:13
leaping from sphinx to sphinx.
:37:15
Pal, how would you like to go on
a real old-fashioned binge?
:37:19
- Binge?
- Yeah, l mean the regain McCoy.
:37:21
You play saloon with me...
:37:23
and I'll introduce you to every wit,
nitwit and half-wit in New York.
:37:27
We'll go on a twister that'll make
Omar the soused philosopher of Persia...
:37:31
look like an anemic
on a goat's milk diet.
:37:34
- That oughta be fun, huh?
- Fun? Say--
:37:37
Listen, I'll take you
on a bender...
:37:40
that will live in your memory
as a thing of beauty and a joy forever.
:37:45
Boy? Boy, my headpiece!
:37:47
O Tempora! O Mores! O Bacchus!
:37:51
- Oh, you're drunk.
- Oh, you're right!
:37:54
- If we go with him, we'll see things.
- I guess we will.