:34:03
Anyway, it's the best I can do.
So if you'll excuse me, we'll be leaving.
:34:07
I guess I found out that
all famous people aren't big people.
:34:12
And if it weren't for Miss Dawson,
I'd bump your heads together.
:34:19
Oh, I don't mind.
:34:23
Then I guess maybe I will.
:34:25
Waiter!
:34:32
Eureka!
:34:34
Stop it. Go away, go away.
:34:37
Step aside.
:34:40
Say, fella, you neglected me
and I feel very put out.
:34:41
Look, sock it right there, will ya?
Sock it hard.
:34:45
- I've got it off my chest.
- Oh, listen.
:34:48
The difference between them and me
is I know when I've been a skunk.
:34:50
You take me to the nearest news-stand
and I'll eat a pack of your postcards raw.
:34:54
Oh, what a magnificent deflation
of smugness!
:34:59
Pal, you've added ten years
to my life.
:35:03
A poet with a straight left and
a right hook? Delicious. Delicious.
:35:06
You're my guest from now on,
for ever and a day, even unto eternity.
:35:11
- Thanks, but we're going sightseeing.
- Fine. Fine. Swell.
:35:15
You've just shown me a sight lovely
to behold, and I'd like to reciprocate.
:35:19
Listen, you hop aboard
my magic carpet... Thanks...
:35:23
I'll show you sights
that you've never seen before.
:35:25
Grant's tomb and the Statue of Liberty?
:35:28
You'll not only see those,
but before the evening's through,
:35:31
you'll be leaning against
the Tower of Pisa, mount Mount Everest.
:35:34
I'll show you the pyramids
and all the sphinxes.
:35:38
Pal, how would you like to go
on a real old-fashioned binge?
:35:42
- Binge?
- Yeah, I mean the real McCoy.
:35:46
Play saloon with me,
:35:49
and I'll introduce you to every wit,
nitwit and halfwit in New York.
:35:50
We'll go on a twister that'll make
Omar the soused philosopher of Persia
:35:54
Iook like an anaemic
on a goat's milk diet.
:35:58
- That oughta be fun, huh?
- Fun? Say...