:35:03
A poet with a straight left and
a right hook? Delicious. Delicious.
:35:06
You're my guest from now on,
for ever and a day, even unto eternity.
:35:11
- Thanks, but we're going sightseeing.
- Fine. Fine. Swell.
:35:15
You've just shown me a sight lovely
to behold, and I'd like to reciprocate.
:35:19
Listen, you hop aboard
my magic carpet... Thanks...
:35:23
I'll show you sights
that you've never seen before.
:35:25
Grant's tomb and the Statue of Liberty?
:35:28
You'll not only see those,
but before the evening's through,
:35:31
you'll be leaning against
the Tower of Pisa, mount Mount Everest.
:35:34
I'll show you the pyramids
and all the sphinxes.
:35:38
Pal, how would you like to go
on a real old-fashioned binge?
:35:42
- Binge?
- Yeah, I mean the real McCoy.
:35:46
Play saloon with me,
:35:49
and I'll introduce you to every wit,
nitwit and halfwit in New York.
:35:50
We'll go on a twister that'll make
Omar the soused philosopher of Persia
:35:54
Iook like an anaemic
on a goat's milk diet.
:35:58
- That oughta be fun, huh?
- Fun? Say...
:36:01
Listen, I'll take you on a bender
:36:04
that will live in your memory
as a thing of beauty and a joy for ever.
:36:06
Boy? Boy, my headpiece!
:36:11
O Tempora! O Mores! O Bacchus!
:36:13
- Oh, you're drunk.
- Oh, you're right!
:36:16
- If we go with him, we'll see things.
- I guess we will.
:36:19
"'I play the tuba to help me think. '
:36:29
"A statement made by Longfellow Deeds,
New York's new Cinderella Man,
:36:31
"who last night proved that his late uncle
from whom he inherited $20 million,
:36:35
"was an amateur in the art of standing
the town on its cauliflower ear."
:36:40
" Cinderella Man."
That's sensational, Babe, sensational.
:36:44
Took some high-powered acting.
:36:48
- Did it?
- I was the world's sweetest ingenue.
:36:50
Is he really that big a sap?
:36:53
He's the original.
There are no carbon copies of that one.
:36:55
" Cinderella Man." That'll stick to him
for the rest of his life.
:36:58
Can you imagine Cobb's face
when he reads this?