:36:01
Listen, I'll take you on a bender
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that will live in your memory
as a thing of beauty and a joy for ever.
:36:06
Boy? Boy, my headpiece!
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O Tempora! O Mores! O Bacchus!
:36:13
- Oh, you're drunk.
- Oh, you're right!
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- If we go with him, we'll see things.
- I guess we will.
:36:19
"'I play the tuba to help me think. '
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"A statement made by Longfellow Deeds,
New York's new Cinderella Man,
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"who last night proved that his late uncle
from whom he inherited $20 million,
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"was an amateur in the art of standing
the town on its cauliflower ear."
:36:40
" Cinderella Man."
That's sensational, Babe, sensational.
:36:44
Took some high-powered acting.
:36:48
- Did it?
- I was the world's sweetest ingenue.
:36:50
Is he really that big a sap?
:36:53
He's the original.
There are no carbon copies of that one.
:36:55
" Cinderella Man." That'll stick to him
for the rest of his life.
:36:58
Can you imagine Cobb's face
when he reads this?
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If we sold tickets, we'd make a fortune.
:37:05
- How'd you get the picture?
- Had the boys follow us.
:37:07
Marvellous. "At two this morning,
Mr Deeds tied up traffic
:37:10
"while he fed a bagful of doughnuts
to a horse.
:37:14
"When asked why, he replied,
:37:18
"'To see how many doughnuts the horse
would eat before he asked for coffee."'
:37:20
Beautiful!
What happened after that?
:37:28
I had to write the story.
He was so drunk he never missed me.
:37:31
When are you gonna see him again?
:37:34
Tonight, maybe. I'll phone him at noon.
My lunch hour...
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- I'm a stenographer. Mary Dawson.
- You're a genius, Babe, a genius.
:37:42
I moved into Mabel Dawson's apartment,
in case Cobb might start looking around.
:37:46
Good. Don't show your face here.
I'll say you're on vacation.
:37:50
No one'll know where the stories
are coming from.
:37:54
You can get an exclusive
out of him every day.
:37:57
We'll have the other papers crazy.