:12:00
No, no, doctor.
:12:02
I mean, where did you get your training
as a physician?
:12:06
Oh, well, to begin with,
I took four years at Vassar.
:12:09
- Vassar? But that's a girls' college.
- I found that out the third year.
:12:14
I'd have been there yet, but I went out
for the swimming team.
:12:18
The doctor seems reluctant
to discuss his medical experiences.
:12:22
Well, medically, my experiences
have been most unexciting.
:12:25
- Except during the flu epidemic.
- And what happened?
:12:28
I got the flu.
:12:29
- Oh, doctor, I think it's time for my pill.
- Lx-nay on the ill-pay.
:12:35
Now, you told me
to take them regularly.
:12:43
Just a minute, Mrs. Upjohn.
:12:46
- That looks like a horse pill to me.
- Oh, you've taken them before?
:12:50
- Are you sure you haven't made a mistake?
- You have nothing to worry about.
:12:53
The last patient I gave one of those to
won the Kentucky Derby.
:12:57
May I examine this, please?
:12:59
Do you actually give those
to your patients?
:13:02
Isn't that awfully large for a pill?
:13:04
It was too small for a basketball,
and I didn't know what to do with it.
:13:07
Say, you're awfully large
for a pill yourself.
:13:11
Dr. Wilmerding...
:13:13
...just what is your opinion?
:13:16
It must take a lot of water
to swallow that.
:13:19
Nonsense. You can swallow that
with 5 gallons.
:13:21
Isn't that a lot of water
for a patient to take?
:13:24
Not if the patient
has a bridge in her mouth.
:13:26
The water flows under, the patient walks
over and meets the pill on the other side.
:13:32
So it's war!
I'm off to the battlefield!
:13:35
No, that's from the racetrack.
:13:36
- Racetrack? Well, what am I doing here?
- Oh, doctor, don't leave me!
:13:48
Well, you won it, Stuffy.
:13:55
Nice work, Stuffy.