1:11:01
...and that's more than I can say
for that mountain goat standing there.
1:11:08
Come, doctor. We're waiting.
1:11:10
All right. If you insist,
we'll proceed at once.
1:11:13
Now, Mrs. Upjohn,
I want you to take your arms...
1:11:16
...and let them wave through the air
with the greatest of ease.
1:11:20
Not too swiftly.
1:11:22
- Like that, doctor?
- Yes, that's splendid.
1:11:25
How long do you want me
to do this, doctor?
1:11:28
Just until you fly away.
1:11:36
I told you guys to stay down
in that room with those pigeons.
1:11:49
Dr. Hackenbush, tell me,
who sent for these men?
1:11:53
You don't have to send for them.
You just rub a lamp, and they appear.
1:11:56
- My name is Steinberg.
- Nix. Nix. That's Steinberg.
1:11:58
Dr. Steinberg, by a strange coincidence,
this is another Dr. Steinberg.
1:12:02
May I introduce my colleagues
and good friends, another Dr. Steinberg?
1:12:06
This is a Dr. Steinberg, Dr. Steinberg.
1:12:08
Dr. Steinberg and Mrs. Steinberg.
1:12:10
And, doctor, I'd like you
to meet another Dr. Steinberg.
1:12:14
And that's Steinberg Jr.
1:12:16
If Dr. Hackenbush is not going to continue
with the examination, professor...
1:12:20
...may we have your diagnosis, please?
- With pleasure.
1:12:23
In all my years of medicine...
1:12:25
In your years of medicine. You don't
know the first thing about medicine.
1:12:29
And don't point that beard at me.
It might go off.
1:12:31
Dr. Steinberg, do you remember
your diagnosis?
1:12:36
Certainly. To begin with,
her pulse is absolutely normal.
1:12:39
- I challenge that.
- Challenge that?
1:12:41
- You take her pulse.
- Pulse?
1:12:43
- Take her pulse!
- I don't do any pulse work.
1:12:45
I am an acute diagnostician.
1:12:47
Take her pulse. Take her pulse!
1:12:50
Oh, no, no, no. My purse, my purse,
my purse. He has my purse!
1:12:53
You must forgive him.
He doesn't spell very well.
1:12:56
Oh, dear. Come, gentlemen.
Let us begin.
1:12:59
You shouldn't have done that. Now we're
all unsterilized. What's the matter with you?