1:12:02
May I introduce my colleagues
and good friends, another Dr. Steinberg?
1:12:06
This is a Dr. Steinberg, Dr. Steinberg.
1:12:08
Dr. Steinberg and Mrs. Steinberg.
1:12:10
And, doctor, I'd like you
to meet another Dr. Steinberg.
1:12:14
And that's Steinberg Jr.
1:12:16
If Dr. Hackenbush is not going to continue
with the examination, professor...
1:12:20
...may we have your diagnosis, please?
- With pleasure.
1:12:23
In all my years of medicine...
1:12:25
In your years of medicine. You don't
know the first thing about medicine.
1:12:29
And don't point that beard at me.
It might go off.
1:12:31
Dr. Steinberg, do you remember
your diagnosis?
1:12:36
Certainly. To begin with,
her pulse is absolutely normal.
1:12:39
- I challenge that.
- Challenge that?
1:12:41
- You take her pulse.
- Pulse?
1:12:43
- Take her pulse!
- I don't do any pulse work.
1:12:45
I am an acute diagnostician.
1:12:47
Take her pulse. Take her pulse!
1:12:50
Oh, no, no, no. My purse, my purse,
my purse. He has my purse!
1:12:53
You must forgive him.
He doesn't spell very well.
1:12:56
Oh, dear. Come, gentlemen.
Let us begin.
1:12:59
You shouldn't have done that. Now we're
all unsterilized. What's the matter with you?
1:13:11
Well, I must say,
I've seen quicker examinations.
1:13:14
Maybe, but you'll never see
a slipperier one.
1:13:16
- Are you ready to proceed?
- We'll proceed immediately.
1:13:19
Doctor. And what do you expect
to do next?
1:13:22
The next thing I think we should do
is wash our hands.
1:13:25
- You're absolutely right.
- Oh, I've never seen...
1:13:32
- Oh, what is the matter with them?
- I don't know.
1:13:36
- What is this? Get away!
- Everything is going to be all right.
1:13:39
Nurse, sterilization! Sterilization!
1:13:41
- Are they mad? What is it?
- No, we're not mad.
1:13:44
We're just terribly hurt, that's all.
1:13:47
Hey, just a moment. Just put
the gown on, not the nurse, huh?
1:13:51
Come here.
1:13:54
- How is it a dame like that never gets sick?
- But I am sick.
1:13:57
Doctor, will you pay attention to me?
1:13:59
You'll have to get in line.
There's three orders ahead of you.